Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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