i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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