So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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