We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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