I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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