I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The air taste purple.
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