The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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