At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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