I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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