guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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