The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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