I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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