I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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