so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
