No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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