Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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