hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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