but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
do nipples grow back?
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