shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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