Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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