cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
