this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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