Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
