My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
