I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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