i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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