As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Boobs are out for the taking
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
