so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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