That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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