I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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