woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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