even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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