At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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