It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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