The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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