I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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