North Korea, Best Korea!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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