did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just had sex on a roof
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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