Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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