all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I didn't notice because vodka
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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