So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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