I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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