normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My liver just had a heart attack.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Shame - the story of my life.
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