i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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