I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
