I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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