Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
