It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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