Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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