so that wasnt chicken after all
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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